The following bawdy poem makes reference to a comment in this post. This one’s for you, Sue and Donna.
All posts tagged poetry
The Pong to Her Ping: Neck-Stretcher Part II
Posted by Jan O'Hara (Tartitude) on 04/11/2011
http://cherrytart.wordpress.com/2011/04/11/the-pong-to-her-ping-neck-stretcher-part-ii/
Because My Every Thought Is of You…
Who says you have to seize up when seated at the computer for ten hours in a row?
Posted by Jan O'Hara (Tartitude) on 03/25/2011
http://cherrytart.wordpress.com/2011/03/25/because-my-every-thought-is-of-you/
Love in the Time of Zombies
Cupid shot my love on Valentines Day Said she struck flesh and heart and sinew. Alas, she’d imbibed too much cinnamon schnapps And her aim — it proved untrue. How do I know her arrow failed To nail my love in flight? Next day my husband served Tammy St. John Some afternoon delight.
Posted by Jan O'Hara (Tartitude) on 02/14/2011
http://cherrytart.wordpress.com/2011/02/14/love-in-the-time-of-zombies/
Writer Unboxed Redirect: Literary Award Ceremonies
Gaze upon the healthy, life-giving greens to the left. How do you feel about Un-boksed Choi? Sorry. If you’re new to this blog, that’s an inside joke about how I work the name Writer Unboxed into the most casual of conversations which is a nice lead into the fact it’s time for my monthly post with them. [...]
Posted by Jan O'Hara (Tartitude) on 10/18/2010
http://cherrytart.wordpress.com/2010/10/18/wu-literary-award-ceremonies/
Phlegm Song (aka If Dr. Seuss Had a Head Cold)
An odd, Seussical poem about being sick. With pictures.
Posted by Jan O'Hara (Tartitude) on 06/14/2010
http://cherrytart.wordpress.com/2010/06/14/phlegm-song/
The Real Reasons Why Housekeeping Matters
Sometimes you think you’re washing the area carpet, Because it’s funky after a winter of warming a black lab’s belly. Sometimes you would be wrong.
Posted by Jan O'Hara (Tartitude) on 06/12/2010
http://cherrytart.wordpress.com/2010/06/12/housekeeping-matters/
Muse Is Not the Boss of Me
Below is the post that got me into the semi-finals at Writer Unboxed. I’m grateful Kathleen and Therese didn’t call it an essay at the time; that word and I are not on the best of terms. MUSE IS NOT THE BOSS OF ME I’m in a coffee house and I’m supposed to be writing a blog post that will both inspire [...]
Posted by Jan O'Hara (Tartitude) on 04/14/2010
http://cherrytart.wordpress.com/2010/04/14/muse-is-not-the-boss-of-me/
Jan O’Hara (aka “The Tart”)
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- I'm funny, modest, and extraordinarily lucky to be the current Voice of the Unpublished Writer at Writer Unboxed. (Longer bio here.)
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