I Got Me Some Booyakasha Learnin’s from Da Ali G Show

“Defense is the first act of war.” This is a quote from Byron Katie which always makes me squirm because while at some level it feels true,  I don’t particularly want it to be accurate. It would mean I’ve got a ton of spiritual work to do before I achieve perfection, and we all know I was [...]

Fetish for Writerly Goods Lands Romance Authors in the Klink

A satire about what happens when good-girl writers meet bad-ass stationery products.

If You Give the Tart an Ultimatum…

I don’t care for confrontation, but like any other creature run to ground, I will take on my assailant with tooth and fang, and toothy-fang, and citrus. So the other day, when I was offered conditional acceptance by a few of my readers, and an ultimatum, I was crushed. Never speak of floor wax, you say? Never [...]

Hip-Hop, Don’t Be a Ho

Hip-hop has let Hope down, and she doesn’t care who knows about it.

Sarah Palin Redux

Hope’s still under the weather and offers her “Dirty, Sexy Pipelines” to those who may not have read it yet.

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